Where Characters Come to Life
Thursday, July 30th, 2026
COSTUME BARN circa 7:22pm—Campers dart among the many racks of the Costume Barn in preparation for tonight’s Costume Dance Party. The scene is chaotic, children desperately trying to find suitable items for their respective looks. Some have chosen to dress quite formal, while the majority have zeroed in on the absurd. I’m here today to ask campers what costume they are wearing and why.

“I’m an amalgamation of clowns,” says Damien, 11. “The skeleton hands add a little bit of scary to the silly. I just looked through the costumes and picked randomly.”
“I feel majestic,” says Otzlee, 10. “I let Quincy pick out my outfit because his outfit is tough.”
“I had a vision,” says Quincy.
“I’m wearing a banana suit because it’s too hot to wear my three-piece corporate power suit,” says Huxley, 11. “I feel like a meme from the early 2000s—peanut butter jelly time! Bananas as a food are mid, but as a costume it’s peak.”
“I’m a sloth because this is the only costume that fit right,” says Giggles, 11. “Everything else was too big or too small. This one fit me perfect like Goldilocks. I’m gonna dance in sloth slow-motion.”
“I’m dressed as a newlywed groom because I got married yesterday,” says Thea, 11. “It was mystical. I was on stage with the bride and there was a dude reading from the dictionary. In the audience there were like 17 people playing ‘Here Comes the Bride’ on kazoos.”
“I just wanted to wear something totally random,” says Mo, 8. “I told Talia to facepaint me whatever she wanted so she made me a fish and a moustache and a sun.”
“I’m going as a Victorian princess because me and all my friends are doing it,” says Sarah, 12. “It reminds me of Shakespear. I feel glamorous, as glamorous as a princess.”
“I’m a Victorian woman who just got married,” says Purple, 12. “We’re going to Paris for the honeymoon. This outfit is very uncomfortable but that’s why it’s gorgeous. Beauty is pain. I tried to bend over to tie my shoe and I almost fainted.”
“Today is only medium crazy,” says Costume Goblin Hex calmly. “It was medium crazy all week, so it took some of the pressure off tonight. I saw a lot of teen staff dressing up as adult staff, but no one dressed up as me, so that made me pretty angry.”
The conch blows, quickening the movements of children with urgency.
“Okay everybody, the conch just blew,” announces Hex to the whole Costume Barn. “You’ve got like three minutes to get outta here.”
“My advice is things don’t need to match,” they continue. “And don’t waste your time trying to find your exact size. The best costumes are when people repurpose things. Like her, for example. That is supposed to be a collar, but she’s using it like a skirt.”
Concludes Hex, “The Costume Barn is where hangers go to die, and where characters come to life.”
On my way through the woods back to the Puppet Grove, I encounter two familiar woodland characters, Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf.
“I’m dressed as a wolf because my friend is Red Riding Hood, and I thought the wolf is more fierce than the grandma,” says Nia, 13. “I’m gonna be the fiercest grandma of all time. I’m gonna have 82 grandkids and they’re all gonna be raised by wolves!”
“I’m Little Red Riding Hood because I really like the story, and I love the musical Into the Woods,” says Elaya, 14. “My favorite song is ‘I Know Things Now’. She sings it right after being devoured, but then she gets saved. I relate to her because I’m a very trusting and curious person. If someone told me to get flowers from the woods I probably would. It’s not that Red Riding Hood isn’t smart—she is. It takes someone with a brave and kind heart to listen to a stranger.”

Stay hydrated,
—J. Payseno, Editor


















